UPDATE: Well, here it is. I really wish I could say this looks good. Visually, it looks fantastic, but I’m trying to wrap my head around the silly plot. Some of the jokes don’t land either.
EARLIER: I’m told a new trailer for Greta Gerwig’s “Barbie”will be unveiled today at 12pm ET, in less than two hours time. It’s said to be fairly different from the first one. I’ll update this post when it shows up …