Post-Oscar bashing



It's not always fun to watch the Oscars, one would even call it a frustrating experience.What with all the infuriating choices they pick year by year. Remember when Crash won Best Picture in 2006? Or Goodfellas getting beaten by -wait for it- Dances With Wolves. Ahh yes, the Academy Awards .. the same organization that has never given an Oscar to Alfred Hitchcock or Stanley Kubrick and waited a whole 35 years before giving Best Director to our greatest living filmmaker Martin Scorsese. The same Academy that never gave a Best Picture nomination to such classics as Do The Right ThingThe Player, Leaving Las Vegas, Breaking The Waves, The Truman Show, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, Mulholland Drive, Memento, Eternal Sunshine, A History Of Violence, Children Of Men, The Dark Knight, The Wrestler, Black SwanDrive and -most recently- The Master  ... And that's just the last 25 years of cinema. Imagine the other 75. You get what I'm saying, this is a race infused with political bullshit and it's not may the best picture win but may the best campaign come out on top. This is how it went down this year and how it should have really went down.

Best Picture
who won? Argo .. grrr
Who shoulda won? The Master ..not even nominated

Best Director
Who Won? Ang Lee Life Of Pi
Who shoulda won? Paul Thomas Anderson The Master .. not even nominated

Best Actor
Who Won? Daniel Day Lewis Lincoln
Who shoulda Won? Joaquin Pheonix The Master

Best Actress
Who Won? Jennifer Lawrence Silver Linings Playbook
Who shoulda won? Jessica Chastain Zero Dark Thirty

Best Supporting Actor
Who won? Christoph Waltz  Django Unchained
Who shoulda won? Samuel L Jackon Django Unchained or Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike .. both not even nominated

Best Supporting Actress
Who won? Anne Hattaway Les Miserables
Who shoulda won? Anne Dowd Compliance .. not even nominated

Oscar Nominees disappoint



 


The Master is the best movie I have seen this year. There, I've said it. No need for a Top Ten list, no need for a full fledged explanation why but it's just that damn good. Just like last year's best film -The Tree Of Life- Paul Thomas Anderson's masterful film provokes, angers and ultimately reinvigorates your love of the cinema. With that said, did The Master get a Best Picture nomination this morning? Of course not. It's too daring and ambitious a movie to get that kind of love. Instead we got safe fare nominated instead, which is not to say that the nominated films are all bad. Steven Spielberg's Lincoln was a master class in acting -focusing on dialogue more than bombast, Ang Lee's Life Of Pi is the most visually sumptuous movie of the year even when it sometimes trips on its own ambitions and Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained is pure Tarantino, a feast for the eyes and ears with a story that doesn't give a fuck for the too timid. Kudos must also go to Amour, Zero Dark Thirty and Beasts Of The Southern Wild - all critically loved. As for the rest .. here's my take on the undeserving.

Les Miserables (PG-13) ★★

Tom Hooper's Les Miserables comes at you like an Oscar-ready gift wrapped present. That's a bad thing. Focusing on Victor Hugo's famous play, the film is 95% musical and 5% dialogue. Ok, I could deal with that. Then again, if you're not a musical junkie, welcome to movie hell. I won't go into detail with the already known story but suffice to say there isn't much comic relief in this miserably depressing tale of French revolution grief and perverse turmoil. The one true catch is Anne Hathaway, who not only deserves her Oscar Nomination but deserves to win. She's that good ! Too bad she only has 20 minutes of screen time, because whenever she shows up on screen the movie goes on a high it cannot sustain otherwise. Nevertheless, the film has its moments. Hugh Jackman is his usual strong self and Russell plays mean-ass bad guy Jean Valjean with ferocious power. Everything else falters in the film's overtly long 158 minute running time. Amanda Siegfried is not well cast ditto director Hooper whom I'm just not a real big fan of. Alas Oscar got suckered into nominating this one.

Argo (R) ★★

Then there's Argo. Directed by Ben Affleck, who kinda -almost- proved in his last movie The Town that he could turn out to be a good director. Many think that has already happened. I don't. His direction stinks of basic directing 101 - there is no personality or unique style to his work. Argo is based on the Iran/U.S hostage crisis in the 80's and does have solid performances in it. Alan Arkin for one -nominated this morning- a solid character actor, does good work here ditto John Goodman as a Hollywood makeup artist working for the CIA. Affleck is the CIA agent that concocts an outrageous plan to get American consulate escapees out of Iran by masquerading them as Canadians and making them play pretend that they are part of a Hollywood film crew shooting a B-Movie Science Fiction film. Preposterous but based on a true story. Affleck is miscast as the CIA agent showing no sign of emotion in his face, if he would have cast a different actor in his role maybe this could have all worked out but it doesn't. People will forget about Argo 10 years from now.

Silver Linings Playbook (R) ★★★

Here's one I kinda liked. David O Russell has made solid and ambitious films in his career. Silver Linings Playbook represents a sort of departure for the director, this is romantic comedy territory but with a slight little edge. Jennifer Lawrence is fantastic and deserves the Best Actress nomination she got, ditto Robert Deniro who does the best work of his last 20 years of -mostly- dreadful performances. Goes to show, if he's willing to push himself he still has the potential to knock us out. So far so good, right? Here's the thing. This is playful stuff, dealing with themes such as Depression, OCD, ADD, regret, yearning and football. Russell is the right man for the script but there isn't anything here that we haven't seen before. The performances are fantastic but the script is not really an original. This is not supposed to be anAwards contender but Harvey Weinstein -the marketing genius himself- has pulled enough strings with this one to make it seem as if it's a more important movie than it actually is. I'm not gonna lie, I'll give it another chance soon and see if I missed something the first time around but as far as I'm concerned the Best Picture nomination this film got is underserving.

Deniro still got it



Contrary to what we might think, Robert Deniro still has great performances left in him. If you want further proof of this statement watch him in "Silver Linings Playbook". The movie might not have met the expectations we had going for it after its Audience Award at TIFF but there are good things to be said about the film's performances. We all know about Jeniffer Lawrence's great performance but the one that really got to me was Deniro as Pat Solitano Sr. - an Eagles/football obsessed father that has never been diagnosed for what clearly is a major case of OCD. Pat Sr. is a man that has issues yet you root for him and Deniro is nothing but brilliant in the role. THIS is the Deniro we knew, an actor that can give out a million emotions with just one simple gesture of the face. It's the kind of playful, artistic performance that the actor was known to give in almost every movie he made in the 80's. Of course we can't forget all the terrible bombs he's given us the past 15 years, movies I'd rather not mention at this very moment, but Deniro still has the fire in him to make us feel alive at the movies again. This "Silver Linings Playbook" performance is of course not the at the level of intensity that he had in films such as Raging Bull, Taxi Driver or The Godfather but instead resembles more the dark playfulness that he showed in The King Of Comedy, Brazil, Wag The Dog and -even- Analyze This. If you want a darker, more intense Deniro you might be pleased to know that he confirmed last week a new collaboration with Martin Scorsese in a gangster film based on the book I Hear You Paint Houses. Al Pacino and Joe Pesci will co-star with him, now that's the stuff that dreams are made of. For the time being we have him doing his best work in years with "Silver Linings Playbook", a film that might just get him his 7th Oscar Nomination.